gwendolyn faith is not a crayon.

Hello, I’m Gwen.

I work in advertising. I play in the kitchen.

I’m part tweenager. (Look at my iTunes playlist.)

I’m part Grandma. (Look at my oversize cardi collection.)

I’m part Romy or Michelle. (Look at the height of my hair.)

I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy. C.S. Lewis hit the nail on the head, y'all.

I wish my life were a musical, but other than that, I’m pretty content.

(No surprise I also like to Yelp.)

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Did I mention I got Rooney Mara micro-bangs? I got Rooney Mara micro-bangs.

I got perfect bangs at the hair salon, where my stylist tamed my serious cowlick without a blink, but I have micro-bangs at home, where I’ve never learned to properly wield a hairdryer.

Fortunately, I was the only person at my roommate’s Academy Awards watch party who appreciated Rooney Mara’s weird micro-bangs. Unfortunately, I was the only person at my roommate’s Academy Awards watch party who appreciated Rooney Mara’s weird micro-bangs.