best parts of new moon.
- Taylor Lautner’s pecs. Taylor Lautner’s arms. Taylor Lautner’s teeth. Taylor Lautner’s everything. Imprint on me, Jacob. I can overlook your jorts and our age difference.
- The stellar soundtrack. (Did you catch my pun semblance? Semblance, because the moon and the stars are not the same thing.)
- The trailer for Remember Me. Because on their first date, Robert Pattinson’s girlf ordered dessert before the main course. And later Robert Pattinson baked her a cake and called it an appetizer. And maybe one day
a boyTaylor Lautner will do that for me, please?